Conversations in a Library: Research
Every library has at least one “Crazy Carol”. Ours does things like yelling at staff or patrons that she thinks are being too loud, never mind the fact that she always talks through some internal bull horn. She likes to steal our scratch paper just so that she can tear it up into pieces. She often has crazy requests and wants librarians to do her research for her. There is no arguing with her.
Her: Come help me. [as she sits down at a computer]
Me: What can I help you with?
Her: I want to read about how gays infect others with the gay gene. Find me web pages that discuss this.