Dear Grandparents: Deathbed advice
Dear Grandpa C.,
The first time that I met you was a couple of days before I wed your grandson. You were reportedly on your deathbed. You showed them didn’t you? As I remember you lived quite a while after that.
Upon meeting me, you teasingly told your grandson to beat me once a day. Then you told him that I seemed like a nice girl, so make it once a week. But the advice came with a warning… “Although it never worked on your grandmother…”