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Toilet Humor

September 21, 2009
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Zeus and Hermes
The travelers two
Know how hard it is
To find a clean loo
Some say that
Was their beef.
Not the lack of welcome
That met the Chief.
But no outhouse,
or rest room
or even latrine
was the cause of doom
for a village Phrygian.
With one exception,
Philemon and Baucis,
whose kind reception
included the use
of a homely privy.
So Zeus and Hermes
Saved those civvys
And set them up,
Never left alone
all because they offered
the gods a throne.

All in thanks for getting us quickly to our destination so that my son could use the toilet.

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